Time flies, I’ve been a Revere…

0Ryan Clayton29th Jul 2010Tweets

Time flies, I’ve been a Reverend for 13 years! Digging through some files and found my Ordination Cerdentials. http://twitpic.com/29x54s

I hate when I do stupid shit. …

0Ryan Clayton29th Jul 2010Tweets

I hate when I do stupid shit. Forgot my old bank account was tied to PayPal. Clicked by too fast and now I just cost myself a $29 NSF fee.

Did you know if you let all yo…

0Ryan Clayton28th Jul 2010Tweets

Did you know if you let all your custom ringback tones expire on Verizon, they default to classical and continue to charge you $.99 a month?

Woo hoo…free lunch. Thanks …

0Ryan Clayton28th Jul 2010Tweets

Woo hoo…free lunch. Thanks LG!

I find if I watch a lot of BBC…

0Ryan Clayton27th Jul 2010Tweets

I find if I watch a lot of BBC tv I tend to talk to me-self, and the dog, with a British accent. Ballocks I feel knackered.

Almost lost a friend today. We…

0Ryan Clayton27th Jul 2010Tweets

Almost lost a friend today. Went to text “I wish I could ask you to dinner” to an out of state friend. Autocomplete changed dinner to diet.

Hey Tropicana, your orange jui…

0Ryan Clayton26th Jul 2010Tweets

Hey Tropicana, your orange juice tastes funny. Why do you have to add Other Natural Flavors into OJ? OJ tastes fine on it’s own!

I had an eggcident this mornin…

0Ryan Clayton24th Jul 2010Tweets

I had an eggcident this morning. Somehow the flip didn’t land the eggs back in the pan. Messy kitchen floor = happy dog. LOL

Having drank water all week, I…

0Ryan Clayton23rd Jul 2010Tweets

Having drank water all week, I’m going to treat myself to some Izze tonight. A 4 pack of bubbly fruit juice makes for a wild Fri night!

Grrrr…out of syrup.

0Ryan Clayton21st Jul 2010Tweets

Grrrr…out of syrup.