Wait…what!?!

My friend Mark at Broken Skull Studios alerted me to the fact that ryanize is in the Urban Dictionary.

Ryanize
to penetrate so erratically that is causes a woman to momentarily lose the ability to walk or spread her legs.

I’m happy the ryanize movement is gaining ground…I’m just concerned about this erratic penetration. All I know is, if someone came at me with something hard and pointy and was being erratic with it. Well you never know what you’d do until you are that situation. I pray it never comes….

Posted: January 12th, 2009
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