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Time flies, I’ve been a Reverend for 13 years! Digging through some files and found my Ordination Cerdentials. http://twitpic.com/29x54s

I hate when I do stupid shit. Forgot my old bank account was tied to PayPal. Clicked by too fast and now I just cost myself a $29 NSF fee.

Did you know if you let all your custom ringback tones expire on Verizon, they default to classical and continue to charge you $.99 a month?

Woo hoo…free lunch. Thanks LG!

I find if I watch a lot of BBC tv I tend to talk to me-self, and the dog, with a British accent. Ballocks I feel knackered.

Almost lost a friend today. Went to text “I wish I could ask you to dinner” to an out of state friend. Autocomplete changed dinner to diet.

Hey Tropicana, your orange juice tastes funny. Why do you have to add Other Natural Flavors into OJ? OJ tastes fine on it’s own!

I had an eggcident this morning. Somehow the flip didn’t land the eggs back in the pan. Messy kitchen floor = happy dog. LOL

Having drank water all week, I’m going to treat myself to some Izze tonight. A 4 pack of bubbly fruit juice makes for a wild Fri night!

Grrrr…out of syrup.

Breakfast for dinner maybe? I never do that but that’s about the only edible thing I have. I do love me some pancakes!

Woo hoo…I got my invite to the Google App Inventor for Android. I’m going to make an app tonight! =)

I told a friend I have a bad headache due to quitting soda and I need my brain removed. She said, “I could f*ck your brains out!”. HAHA

Okay Jeep, I just registered you for another year. No breaking down until July ’11. =)

Is Divorced a taboo word? I was filling out a form online, instead of Divorced as an option for marital status, it said “No Longer Married”.

Hey fartknockers! MTV has confirmed the return of Beavis and Butthead. I can’t wait!

I am very happy to report that today is my 6 month anniversary for quitting smoking. That is 1446 cigarettes avoided and $401 saved!

Ok, technology is freaking cool. The first streaming video call from an airplane. Damn I wish my Android could do this. http://goo.gl/r3d6

You & your Johnson….LOL http://goo.gl/n4nv I’m a little creeped out by you, your kids and your Johnson though….

Appetizers for cats? Seriously Fancy Feast? What about dessert since we are now going to be serving our pets courses.