News for June 2010

♪ Listening to On The Run by…

♪ Listening to On The Run by Gangstagrass from the album Gangstagrass ♪ http://mp3twit.com/3cB

Posted: June 30th, 2010
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♪ Listening to First Day Of …

♪ Listening to First Day Of My Life by Bright Eyes from the album I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning ♪ http://mp3twit.com/3aB

Posted: June 29th, 2010
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I’m happy….I FINALLY got the…

I’m happy….I FINALLY got the Eagle vs Shark soundtrack. I’ve been hunting for a year but it’s out of print. =)

Posted: June 27th, 2010
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How do I know that my date wit…

How do I know that my date with someone is going to be the last? When we are kissing & she burps in my mouth. Really! It was fucking nasty!

Posted: June 25th, 2010
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Creepy….this guy used to wor…

Creepy….this guy used to work where I work, recently! http://goo.gl/xuXc

Posted: June 25th, 2010
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Contemplating buying a Nook eb…

Contemplating buying a Nook ebook reader. They just released a WiFi only model (no cell network downloads) for $149. Hum….

Posted: June 21st, 2010
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I just heard someone say she d…

I just heard someone say she didn’t like someone because he didn’t pronunciate words correctly. She wasn’t being cute. Ugh…brain hurts.

Posted: June 16th, 2010
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Listening to One Of Those Days…

Listening to One Of Those Days by Joshua Radin from the album Simple Times because its exactly the mood I’m in today. http://mp3twit.com/2XR

Posted: June 14th, 2010
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Why are at least 50, that I ha…

Why are at least 50, that I have seen, people on bicycles riding up Colorado Ave at 1:30am? Anyone in town know what’s up with that?

Posted: June 13th, 2010
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Sarah Silverman’s ‘Jesus is Ma…

Sarah Silverman’s ‘Jesus is Magic’ is HILARIOUS! Rent it, buy it, watch it on Netflix streaming. Warning: Its wonderfully offensive!

Posted: June 11th, 2010
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I was playing Tomb Raider when…

I was playing Tomb Raider when I got a call. She asked what I was doing. “Being Laura Coft”, I said. “Just jerking off!?!”, she asked. LOL

Posted: June 10th, 2010
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That was awkward, the boss cam…

That was awkward, the boss came up and asked me how much pot do you have to have for it to be a felony. Um, why am I the expert in his mind?

Posted: June 10th, 2010
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I hate waiting for packages wh…

I hate waiting for packages when I don’t have tracking numbers….who knows where my new toys are?

Posted: June 10th, 2010
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♪ Listening to Stole My Hear…

♪ Listening to Stole My Heart by Little & Ashley from the album Stole My Heart ♪ (2010-06-09 15:05)

Posted: June 9th, 2010
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Fruit baskets gives you the ab…

Fruit baskets gives you the ability to mail people fruit without seeming insane. If someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like ‘WTF?’.

Posted: June 8th, 2010
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Normally when I watch a movie,…

Normally when I watch a movie, I watch a drama or action movie. Tonight, a Disney film about Guinea Pig Secret Agents, G-Force. Ugh, why?

Posted: June 4th, 2010
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Looking for a fun new domain t…

Looking for a fun new domain to buy. Disappointed dontyouforgetabout.me is already taken!

Posted: June 4th, 2010
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This customer’s last name is G…

This customer’s last name is Girlando. Is that like Orlando but instead of Disneyland, it’s got some girl themed amusement park? I’m going!

Posted: June 2nd, 2010
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Good weekend, maybe ate too mu…

Good weekend, maybe ate too much. Took a nap, had a dream about vomiting. When I woke up, my mouth tasted like it. I think I sleep-vurped.

Posted: June 1st, 2010
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