Goodbye Ugly!
According to this story the Crocs Shoe Company is near death.
Finally! Big foam shoes? Am I a fucking clown? Why do they come in such offensive day-glow colors?
If I’m ever out somewhere and I see a cute girl…and then I see her pink Crocs…I’m out. Really…they are just ugly and no amount of hotness can overpower them. Seriously! Try and picture Megan Fox naked wearing Crocs. Kills it, doesn’t it?
