Do you like everything about porn…except the sex?
That’s the tagline for these funny videos on Spike. What I find even more funny is the fact that the female actresses in this videos are actual porn stars. I mean..someone told me that…I didn’t recognize Sasha Grey or anything…wait…what? Damn!
Although these videos aren’t porn, I probably wouldn’t watch them at work. Unless of course you work in the porn industry.
I have a lot of tech toys….an iPod, bluetooth headphones, a GPS, touchscreen phone….the list goes on and on. I like tech toys. But for all my technology, I still had a 19″ CRT monitor. You know, the big bulky kind that messes with the planet’s magnetic fields when you turn it on.
I recently moved and a buddy said to me that he was surprised that I still had such an old monitor. Then this Sunday night I was helping a friend with his website and he made the same comment.
Today everything changed. I received a Best Buy gift card from my DSL provider, Qwest. I’m not really sure why but I did recently have a billing issue with them that had to be escalated in order to be resolved. Whatever the reason…I decided to go shopping.
Look what I got with it! It was on sale for $190…so after tax I grabbed this big beautiful 22″ widescreen for $150. I don’t normally buy without doing some research but the sales rep told me I could return it for any reason within 30 days….so I figured I’d take the leap.
I’ve only had it setup for an hour now, but I love it. It’s very clear and much sharper than my LCD at work. It was looking a little washed out around the edges but then I found this setting called X-Contrast. I turned it on and it looks so much better…and it seems to have activated a light sensor somewhere on the monitor because when my lights go out, the screen dims.
In case anyone is interested, it’s a Hannspree model HF229H. I’ve never heard of Hannspress before but I did a quick check on my phone for reviews and saw a couple good comments online.
Now there is one more happy comment on the internet about Hannspree monitors….very affordable and very beautiful!
My friend Mark at Broken Skull Studios alerted me to the fact that ryanize is in the Urban Dictionary.
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to penetrate so erratically that is causes a woman to momentarily lose the ability to walk or spread her legs.
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I’m happy the ryanize movement is gaining ground…I’m just concerned about this erratic penetration. All I know is, if someone came at me with something hard and pointy and was being erratic with it. Well you never know what you’d do until you are that situation. I pray it never comes….
I decided to get some fish. I was taking down the Christmas decorations and had this empty space on the fireplace….so what better place to put fish!
I know the video isn’t all that exciting but it’s going to take some time before I get them to do tricks. But you can see Red Fish waving if you watch real close…
