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Time flies, I’ve been a Revere…

Ryan Clayton — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 05:08:46 +0000

Time flies, I’ve been a Reverend for 13 years! Digging through some files and found my Ordination Cerdentials. http://twitpic.com/29x54s

I hate when I do stupid shit. …

Ryan Clayton — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:36:23 +0000

I hate when I do stupid shit. Forgot my old bank account was tied to PayPal. Clicked by too fast and now I just cost myself a $29 NSF fee.

Did you know if you let all yo…

Ryan Clayton — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:07:33 +0000

Did you know if you let all your custom ringback tones expire on Verizon, they default to classical and continue to charge you $.99 a month?

Woo hoo…free lunch. Thanks …

Ryan Clayton — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:29:17 +0000

Woo hoo…free lunch. Thanks LG!

I find if I watch a lot of BBC…

Ryan Clayton — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:38:03 +0000

I find if I watch a lot of BBC tv I tend to talk to me-self, and the dog, with a British accent. Ballocks I feel knackered.

Almost lost a friend today. We…

Ryan Clayton — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:26:16 +0000

Almost lost a friend today. Went to text “I wish I could ask you to dinner” to an out of state friend. Autocomplete changed dinner to diet.

Hey Tropicana, your orange jui…

Ryan Clayton — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:45:36 +0000

Hey Tropicana, your orange juice tastes funny. Why do you have to add Other Natural Flavors into OJ? OJ tastes fine on it’s own!

I had an eggcident this mornin…

Ryan Clayton — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:07:22 +0000

I had an eggcident this morning. Somehow the flip didn’t land the eggs back in the pan. Messy kitchen floor = happy dog. LOL

Having drank water all week, I…

Ryan Clayton — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:49:25 +0000

Having drank water all week, I’m going to treat myself to some Izze tonight. A 4 pack of bubbly fruit juice makes for a wild Fri night!

Grrrr…out of syrup.

Ryan Clayton — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 02:16:20 +0000

Grrrr…out of syrup.

Breakfast for dinner maybe? I …

Ryan Clayton — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 02:04:41 +0000

Breakfast for dinner maybe? I never do that but that’s about the only edible thing I have. I do love me some pancakes!

Woo hoo…I got my invite to t…

Ryan Clayton — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 21:39:09 +0000

Woo hoo…I got my invite to the Google App Inventor for Android. I’m going to make an app tonight! =)

I told a friend I have a bad h…

Ryan Clayton — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:39:24 +0000

I told a friend I have a bad headache due to quitting soda and I need my brain removed. She said, “I could f*ck your brains out!”. HAHA

Okay Jeep, I just registered y…

Ryan Clayton — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:00:50 +0000

Okay Jeep, I just registered you for another year. No breaking down until July ’11. =)

Is Divorced a taboo word? I wa…

Ryan Clayton — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:29:01 +0000

Is Divorced a taboo word? I was filling out a form online, instead of Divorced as an option for marital status, it said “No Longer Married”.

Hey fartknockers! MTV has con…

Ryan Clayton — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:15:59 +0000

Hey fartknockers! MTV has confirmed the return of Beavis and Butthead. I can’t wait!

I am very happy to report that…

Ryan Clayton — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:33:41 +0000

I am very happy to report that today is my 6 month anniversary for quitting smoking. That is 1446 cigarettes avoided and $401 saved!

Ok, technology is freaking coo…

Ryan Clayton — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:46:30 +0000

Ok, technology is freaking cool. The first streaming video call from an airplane. Damn I wish my Android could do this. http://goo.gl/r3d6

You & your Johnson….LOL htt…

Ryan Clayton — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:20:41 +0000

You & your Johnson….LOL http://goo.gl/n4nv I’m a little creeped out by you, your kids and your Johnson though….

Appetizers for cats? Seriousl…

Ryan Clayton — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 01:06:45 +0000

Appetizers for cats? Seriously Fancy Feast? What about dessert since we are now going to be serving our pets courses.